Musclebeast Art Headcanon


Equius’ art dealer had a matesprit whose moirail painted disturbing musclebeast art and the matesprit told the dealer to buy the moirail’s paintings to support the moirail and the dealer was reluctant because they thought no one would buy that crap but gave in. Then along came Equius and he didn’t know anything about art but he wanted the finest stuff so the dealer sold the stupid rich kid pornographic art. And now you know the rest of the story.